April 17, 2014


Boys trying to understand the passive aggressive behaviour of girls via a text message / June, 2013 / Minolta XG1, Neopan 1600

No matter how hard we try, we’re not really supposed to understand each other.

Boys trying to understand the passive aggressive behaviour of girls via a text message / June, 2013 / Minolta XG1, Neopan 1600

No matter how hard we try, we’re not really supposed to understand each other.

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April 14, 2014


My first KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie show on Assembly Radio is this Wednesday, 16 April 2014 6pm - 7pm

Please give me a call during the Dear Aunty Moaner segment for my opinion on your sex / love / relationship problem. It’s an anonymous and direct Skype line and if you’re nice I might even give you a Darth Vader voice filter. Only if you ask real nice : +27 21 813 6265

Expect sweaty palms, sticky fingers, hot breath, wet lips and all those other things. Oh and of course me rambling on and on and on about myself.

My first KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie show on Assembly Radio is this Wednesday, 16 April 2014 6pm - 7pm

Please give me a call during the Dear Aunty Moaner segment for my opinion on your sex / love / relationship problem. It’s an anonymous and direct Skype line and if you’re nice I might even give you a Darth Vader voice filter. Only if you ask real nice : +27 21 813 6265

Expect sweaty palms, sticky fingers, hot breath, wet lips and all those other things. Oh and of course me rambling on and on and on about myself.

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April 11, 2014


Bacon on Church street / April, 2014 / Halina Flash3000

Bacon on Church street / April, 2014 / Halina Flash3000

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April 9, 2014


Doggy Style Dolls / With the closure of 80 year old Cape Town business, S.Velk, Church street / Halina Flash3000 / 2014

Doggy Style Dolls / With the closure of 80 year old Cape Town business, S.Velk, Church street / Halina Flash3000 / 2014

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April 4, 2014


Soort Soek Soort / Ink on paper / 2014

Eventually we all start pairing off. Whether it be in twos, threes or more.

Soort Soek Soort / Ink on paper / 2014

Eventually we all start pairing off. Whether it be in twos, threes or more.

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April 2, 2014


Pink / Watercolours and Chinamarker on paper / 2014

Growing up Frasier was my ultimate favourite. Imagine being one of those people who love hearing themselves speak (me) and having a radio show to do so. 

Very soon I’ll be sharing my ideals on love, relationships and most importantly sex on my own little show called KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie 

Just an hour to play you some saucy tunes, answer your manky sex questions and perhaps help someone understand their own relationship status a bit better.

This is Laura and I’m listening.

Details soon.

Pink / Watercolours and Chinamarker on paper / 2014

Growing up Frasier was my ultimate favourite. Imagine being one of those people who love hearing themselves speak (me) and having a radio show to do so.

Very soon I’ll be sharing my ideals on love, relationships and most importantly sex on my own little show called KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie

Just an hour to play you some saucy tunes, answer your manky sex questions and perhaps help someone understand their own relationship status a bit better.

This is Laura and I’m listening.

Details soon.

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March 31, 2014


Theia Mania Spears / Watercolours on Fabriano / 2014

Dodge them best you can. Or just close your eyes and take one to the chest. Don’t know which fate is worse.

Theia Mania Spears / Watercolours on Fabriano / 2014

Dodge them best you can. Or just close your eyes and take one to the chest. Don’t know which fate is worse.

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Consolation Prize / Crayon and gouache on Fabriano / 2014

“When she is older she will see in these resemblances a regrettable uniformity among individuals. They all stop at the same spots to kiss, have the same tastes in clothing, flatter a woman with the same metaphor. And a tedious monotony among events, they are all just an endless repetition of the same one; but in her adolescence she welcomes these coincidences as miraculous and she is avid to decipher their meanings.” 

- Milan Kundera, Ignorance

Consolation Prize / Crayon and gouache on Fabriano / 2014

“When she is older she will see in these resemblances a regrettable uniformity among individuals. They all stop at the same spots to kiss, have the same tastes in clothing, flatter a woman with the same metaphor. And a tedious monotony among events, they are all just an endless repetition of the same one; but in her adolescence she welcomes these coincidences as miraculous and she is avid to decipher their meanings.”

- Milan Kundera, Ignorance

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March 28, 2014


Jade in various stages of undress on Camps Bay beach / 2014 / Halina Flash3000

Going to miss you Cape Town summer.

Jade in various stages of undress on Camps Bay beach / 2014 / Halina Flash3000

Going to miss you Cape Town summer.

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March 25, 2014


Amber rolling dough in her underwear / East London, December 2013 / Olympus XA1

Making savoury treats from scratch while wearing only underwear? Baby, you’re gonna go far.

Amber rolling dough in her underwear / East London, December 2013 / Olympus XA1

Making savoury treats from scratch while wearing only underwear? Baby, you’re gonna go far.

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March 24, 2014


Portrait of my father with a 1 000 year old tree in the background / Minolta XG1 / Eastern Cape, January, 2014

Portrait of my father with a 1 000 year old tree in the background / Minolta XG1 / Eastern Cape, January, 2014

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Joseph swimming / Minolta XG1 / February , 2014

Oh this little Harvard educated hottie from Atlanta, Georgia? Oh it’s nothing.

America has been good to us this tourist season.

Joseph swimming / Minolta XG1 / February , 2014

Oh this little Harvard educated hottie from Atlanta, Georgia? Oh it’s nothing.

America has been good to us this tourist season.

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March 20, 2014


Girl hotboxing her shirt in my lounge / Olympus XA1 / 2014

My neighbors hate me. No matter what I do. No matter where I live.

Girl hotboxing her shirt in my lounge / Olympus XA1 / 2014

My neighbors hate me. No matter what I do. No matter where I live.

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March 13, 2014


Abandoned House in Pearson, Eastern Cape / December 2013 / Minolta XG1

The whole house was strewn with affidavits from the 1980’s and records by Engelbert Humperdinck.

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March 8, 2014


Kim’s piano, music and bra’s / Minolta XG1 / Neopan 1600 / June, 2013

Sometimes I bemoan the struggling artist status, forgetting that we have comrades and supporters in the struggling musician sector. 

"I paint watercolours and my sister is a classical singer."

"Yeah … but like, what do you DO?"

Kim’s piano, music and bra’s / Minolta XG1 / Neopan 1600 / June, 2013

Sometimes I bemoan the struggling artist status, forgetting that we have comrades and supporters in the struggling musician sector.

"I paint watercolours and my sister is a classical singer."

"Yeah … but like, what do you DO?"

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