Upstream ; growing pains / Watercolours and crayon on paper / 2014
Being a grownup is really hard.
But at least I get to choose when I go to bed and what I eat like a big girl.
You can take a listen to my first KISS and TELL radio show on Assembly radio here that took place on Wednesday, 16 April 2014.
Yet another pair of abandoned panties in a bar / Olympus XA1, Kodak 200 / 2014
This town’s sauce knows no bounds. Come on, Cape Town, pull up those panties once in a while.
This week I’m covering the trifecta of relationships : The Hook-up / The Loving (with a storm on the horizon) / The break-up (with the occasional make-up)
Tune in tomorrow, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 6pm - 7pm on Assembly Radio Player
Boys trying to understand the passive aggressive behaviour of girls via a text message / June, 2013 / Minolta XG1, Neopan 1600
No matter how hard we try, we’re not really supposed to understand each other.
My first KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie show on Assembly Radio is this Wednesday, 16 April 2014 6pm - 7pm
Please give me a call during the Dear Aunty Moaner segment for my opinion on your sex / love / relationship problem. It’s an anonymous and direct Skype line and if you’re nice I might even give you a Darth Vader voice filter. Only if you ask real nice : +27 21 813 6265
Expect sweaty palms, sticky fingers, hot breath, wet lips and all those other things. Oh and of course me rambling on and on and on about myself.
Bacon on Church street / April, 2014 / Halina Flash3000
Doggy Style Dolls / With the closure of 80 year old Cape Town business, S.Velk, Church street / Halina Flash3000 / 2014
Soort Soek Soort / Ink on paper / 2014
Eventually we all start pairing off. Whether it be in twos, threes or more.
Pink / Watercolours and Chinamarker on paper / 2014
Growing up Frasier was my ultimate favourite. Imagine being one of those people who love hearing themselves speak (me) and having a radio show to do so.
Very soon I’ll be sharing my ideals on love, relationships and most importantly sex on my own little show called KISS & TELL with Lady Skollie
Just an hour to play you some saucy tunes, answer your manky sex questions and perhaps help someone understand their own relationship status a bit better.
This is Laura and I’m listening.
Theia Mania Spears / Watercolours on Fabriano / 2014
Dodge them best you can. Or just close your eyes and take one to the chest. Don’t know which fate is worse.
Consolation Prize / Crayon and gouache on Fabriano / 2014
“When she is older she will see in these resemblances a regrettable uniformity among individuals. They all stop at the same spots to kiss, have the same tastes in clothing, flatter a woman with the same metaphor. And a tedious monotony among events, they are all just an endless repetition of the same one; but in her adolescence she welcomes these coincidences as miraculous and she is avid to decipher their meanings.”
- Milan Kundera, Ignorance
Jade in various stages of undress on Camps Bay beach / 2014 / Halina Flash3000
Going to miss you Cape Town summer.
Amber rolling dough in her underwear / East London, December 2013 / Olympus XA1
Making savoury treats from scratch while wearing only underwear? Baby, you’re gonna go far.
Portrait of my father with a 1 000 year old tree in the background / Minolta XG1 / Eastern Cape, January, 2014
Joseph swimming / Minolta XG1 / February , 2014
Oh this little Harvard educated hottie from Atlanta, Georgia? Oh it’s nothing.
America has been good to us this tourist season.